I’m pretty sure you have been asked this question before: “What is it?”, when someone looks at your insulin pump. And I’m sure that at some point you didn’t feel like explaining everything all over again and just said … Well, this:
1. It’s my artificial pancreas.
2. It’s my mp3 player.
3. It’s my pager.
4. I use this to
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10. I use it to communicate with aliens.
What’s your favourite funny response to keep the conversation light?